I am an Ally McBeal fan.  Even worse, I watched the entire series again through Netflix last winter.  It was then that I saw the ultimate embroidered mittens.  They were gorgeous.  So gorgeous, in fact, that I took pictures of them.  Yes, I took a picture of the paused image on my TV, but it was worth it because now I can copy them.  This is knitterly plagiarism, but it must be done.  Just look:

I love them.  Love them.  And I must have them.  I only regret not getting a good picture of the cuff.  If I make up my own design for the cuff am I off the knitterly plagiarism hook?  No, but so what?  They'll be mine.  (Insert evil, maniacal laughter here.)  And here is the thumb:

 When I make them I'll post them.  Then my dorkiness will have paid off.